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Wasting Time with Junk E-Mail

In recent times, I've found myself receiving e-mail messages asking me to post links on various pages available from this server. So far, one hasn't been in regard to anything I've actually written, and neither one was even remotely relevant to the pages in question. (That's why I didn't say "people have sent me", because I doubt any people were involved once the actual copy was written. Being that far off the mark strongly suggests automation and software is involved somewhere.)

The usual junk mail I receive generally comes from sellers of lasers and laser safety equipment in the Pacific Rim and probably as a result of my hosting a mirror of the Sci.Electronics.Repair FAQ. The rest generally comes from some very misguided Russians and I have no idea what it's about, being as I don't know any of the Russian language.

Here's the first set of those messages. (Both of these arrived in late April of 2017.)


I remember being a kid and feeling overwhelmed with fire safety lessons - they were taught at home AND at school, and they were a subject of many a PSA that came on television when I thought I was tuning in for something a little more light-hearted. But as I’ve gotten older, and through the work I do for senior wellness, I appreciate how much it was emphasized during childhood.

And the learning shouldn’t stop once we grow up!

Fire safety is an important - and frankly, a lifesaving - topic, whether we’re talking about fires that start in the home or those that ignite outside. With that in mind, can you do me a favor, and look over the information below? If you see anything you think is helpful on the topic, I’d sincerely appreciate you adding it to your site - maybe this page (, or one that you think would be more appropriate!

[table of links and titles removed mainly for space reasons]

As I said, I don’t think this is a topic we talk about enough, so if you’d like something more in-depth to share on your site, let me know. Maybe I could write a story on fire safety for you, or send you additional information to share?

Thanks in advance!

All the best,


Richard Wright
2885 Sanford Ave SW #35235 / Grandville, MI 49418
P.S. If you’d rather I didn’t reach out in the future, please send me an email letting me know!

I can't quite figure out the angle here. Most junk mail is sent in the hope of making a profit in some direct ("click these affilliate links!", "buy some illicit pills that are probably fake!", "you've won a million dollars in the Nigerian lottery!") or indirect ("visit this web page that I've festooned with all manner of advertisements!") way. All of the links I removed point to disparate sites on the web, whose maintainers almost certainly have no involvement in this. (Certainly neither FEMA nor the University of Wyoming would be involved in such dubious behavior.) They're not bounced through any kind of tracking system along the way. (A possible screwup on the part of the sender?)

(A possiblility that came to mind about a day after I'd first written this page was that of a spammer "improving" the quality of their collected addresses. It works: there are a lot of people who think that "unsubscribing" from a message they never signed up to receive will actually result in that happening. If someone did reply to what looks like a fairly normal message, it could confirm that their address is good and should remain on the list.)

2885 Sanford Avenue SW in Grandville, MI, assuming Google Maps and Street View is accurate, is a building that looks to consist of multiple business suites. One of these seems to be a mail scanning service -- mail sent to a particular box at that address is digitized and made available to someone. Obviously whoever that is would much rather we didn't know who they are. This address seems to attract more than its fair share of dubious activities as a result.

Searching the web (again, as of this writing) doesn't turn up very much, other than a church whose contact form is being abused by spammers of all sorts.

I'd have probably thought nothing more of it, were it not for something niggling at me, saying "this looks awfully familiar". And sure enough, going back to my inbox, I found another one! Sent about a week prior to the first, this one read much the same way:

Hello there,

While the world continues to do a better job of acknowledging the needs of those who are disabled, accessibility continues to be an obstacle. Just because someone is physically challenged doesn’t mean they should have fewer resources. In fact, they should have more!

In my own research, I have found a wealth of information that I think needs to be shared with others. Let’s help eliminate the needle-in-the-haystack situation and put this information out front and center. What do you think? Can I count on you to help me share these resources? Maybe here:

[table of links and titles removed mainly for space reasons]

I appreciate you taking the time to help with making the world more accessible to others, and I thank
you for your consideration.



Martin Block
2885 Sanford Ave SW, Grandville, MI 49418

P.S. If you’d prefer not to be contacted in the future, please send me an email to let me know.

Here again the URLs don't point to any kind of a referral or tracking service through which monitoring could take place. Another web search turns up two results instead of just one. Only two of the URLs featured in each message point to the same sites: and a Dodge dealer in La Grange, Indiana. Neither site appears to have been compromised, and the articles referenced are still up on both sites.

Both messages were delivered with plain text and HTML versions. There's nothing insidious in the HTML version that I can see. Each one came from a different domain, though the ownership information is cloaked identically between the two. again, I'm completely baffled by the purpose of these messages. They're very obviously junk mail, but what's the angle of the scam they're trying to pull? One message seems to suggest that they'd like to write something for hire, but the other says nothing about doing this. There's also this from Spamhaus, although it pains me to even mention them, since I think they are really kind of arrogant in the "all of the power and none of the responsibility" sense. (Mind you, I hate spam and junk mail as much as the next guy. I just don't care for the way in which Spamhaus insulates itself from any responsibility or liability, even when their information is wrong.)

Now, I'd have really figured that was the end of whatever-this-was, but in late November of 2017, it happened again! This message talked about disaster safety for people with disabilities and read as follows:


As a home-educator to my own special needs child (my youngest has autism), I periodically help other families by taking in their children during class time. I have at least two students I’m fortunate enough to teach semi-regularly who not only have a cognitive disability, but also a physical one.

Living in California, where we’re known for having earthquakes and wildfires, I can’t help but think about what would happen if a natural disaster were to occur while one of these special students were under my care. I’ve done a lot of research and consulted with their parents to make sure we’ve done all we can to make sure that everyone — regardless of their physical abilities — has a safety plan.

Since this info can be a little difficult to find, and since you already have so many great resources on your site already, can I trouble you to add the following list of articles to this page: (Or if not that page, one with similar information?)

Disaster Safety for People with Disabilities: What to Do When Emergency Weather Strikes
Disaster Preparedness For Seniors By Seniors
Grants for Home Modification: 16 Resources for Homeowners with Disabilities
Safe travels: Disaster preparedness on the road
Family Communication Plan for Parents
Emergency Power Planning for People Who Use Electricity and Battery-Dependent Assistive Technology
Emergency Preparedness for People With Disabilities — Guide and Checklist
I really appreciate your support!



Curiously, every single one of these received to date mentions my "offbeat CD repair tips" page as the "most appropriate" place to put these links. Maybe you know something about this that I don't? I'd certainly be interested in hearing your take on this, or any other page on this site. (No, I won't post links to other sites, unless of course they are relevant to the subject being discussed. Nor do I do link exchanges.)

...but wait, there's more!

Now I'd have really figured that would be the end of this, but it wasn't! This time around, they came around to suggest that I add "some resources" to my mirror of Sam Goldwasser's Notes on the Troubleshooting and Repair of Audio Equipment and Other Miscellaneous Stuff, like so:

Hi there,

I’m touching base on the fire safety info I sent you that I hope you’ll use somewhere on your site. As I mentioned before, I think if you add the following resources (or even just a few of them) alongside the fire safety info you already have on your site (like on this page: ), your readers will really appreciate it!

Kitchen Fire Prevention: A Hazard in the Home
National Fire Protection Association - Lesson Plans
The Ultimate Guide to Fire-Safe Landscaping
The Restaurant Kitchen Fire Prevention Checklist
Fire Safety for Seniors

Thanks very much for promoting awareness on this important topic and for your time in sharing these!

Thank you,


Jennifer McGregor

P.S. If you would prefer I didn’t reach out in the future, please send me an email letting me know. Thanks!
(editor's note: don't do that -- it's how they know they've got a live one!)

This one actually had an earlier message quoted within! I looked through my records and finally found it in my junk mail folder (where it undoubtedly belongs).


I think it’s great you already have so much fire safety info on your site. I thought you may like to add some additional resources, and below are a handful that I think are very informative that you’re welcome to use (maybe they can be added on this page: Fire safety is a year-round topic, so it’s always a good time to make sure this type of info is up-to-date!

Kitchen Fire Prevention: A Hazard in the Home
National Fire Protection Association - Lesson Plans
The Ultimate Guide to Fire-Safe Landscaping
The Restaurant Kitchen Fire Prevention Checklist
Fire Safety for Seniors
I appreciate your time on getting these in front of your site visitors!

Thank you,


Jennifer McGregor

P.S. If you would prefer I didn’t reach out in the future, please send me an email letting me know. Thanks!
(editor's note: nope, you still shouldn't do that -- unless you fancy being on every spam list in the world!)

Fire safety info. Nope, you definitely won't find any of that here.

It's not over yet, though!

The most recent addition to this whole strange saga was a letter from someone who apparently found this page and didn't stop to consider what it's actually talking about. Instead, they added their entry to this already surreal tale.

Hi there,

I notice you include's article titled, “How to Prepare for a Wildfire”, on this page of your website: http://www.uxwbill/weird-junk-mail/

Considering only 39% of Americans have $1,000 in emergency savings, damage from a wildfire could devastate their finances.

With a number of communities recently affected by wildfires across the country, we wanted to share our guide that outlines the plans and precautions necessary before, during, and after a natural disaster. We also included four unique emergency disaster plans, specifically one for a fire, that can be downloaded as a printable PDF checklist.

I'm including a link to our guide here: <deleted>

Will you add a link to our guide on your webpage mentioned above?

Thank you,

David Lafferty
The Simple Dollar
1525 4th Ave. | Seattle, WA 98101

This one actually had a remotely situated image below the signature line, probably in a misguided effort to determine who actually read their message and thus had a valid e-mail address. That's a trick that hasn't worked for years in any popular e-mail client software. I'd imagine most webmail systems are even immune to it by now. You'll notice more than a few similarities to the earlier messages above.

They also did what you are not supposed to do and visited this site using the uxwbill domain. Seriously, the only way you're supposed to be visiting this site is by way of Don't ever use any other domain name to access these resources, because you may find yoursefl dealing with someone other than myself.

I don't have any idea who David Lafferty is, assuming he even exists (and I'd bet that he doesn't, at least not in terms of having authored this e-mail message). I'd also be willing to bet the real The Simple Dollar web site (and isn't that just an awkward phrasing) knows nothing of this e-mail. Looking at the address given by way of Google Earth shows some kind of a shopping center with visible store fronts for Vans and Dr. Martens shoes. It appears that other businesses are located within this property, and that office space is also available there.

So...what's next?

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